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  • grama2ruth grama2ruth's Avatar 11-30-04 | 03:53 PM
  • >There were 3 good arguments that Jesus could have been Black
    >1. He called everyone "Brother".
    >2. He liked Gospel.
    >3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
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    >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish
    >1. He went into His Fathers business.
    >2. He lived at home until he was 33.
    >3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
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    >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Italian
    >1. He talked with his hands.
    >2. He had wine with every meal.
    >3. He used olive oil.
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    >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been a Californian
    >1. He never cut his hair.
    >2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
    >3. He started a new religion
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    >But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus could have been Irish
    >1. He never got married.
    >2. He was always telling stories.
    >3. He loved green pastures.
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    >But the most compelling evidence of all, 3 proofs that Jesus could have been a woman
    >1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
    >2 He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
    >3. And even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do.
    >
    >Amen
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    Last edited by icerayn; 12-06-04 at 04:21 PM..
  • belle81 belle81's Avatar 12-01-04 | 12:40 AM
  • I thought this was funny.







    A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's for making them fat."

    The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."
    The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."

    The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"
    The man says, "Neither I'm suing Budweiser for all the ugly people I've slept with."