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  • Faytth Faytth's Avatar 12-15-04 | 12:55 AM
  • omg thats deffinitely my Buddy!!
  • Melissa B Melissa B's Avatar 12-17-04 | 08:40 AM
  • An old lady had a seeing eye parrot that she brought to church every Sunday. The parrot would always wait until it was quite in the church and speak in a loud voice "It is f - ing cold in here".

    The lady wasn't sure what to do, so she took him to a zoo keeper and asked him for advice.

    "When the parrot says that again in church, just pick him up by the feet and swing him around a few times and then sit him back on your shoulder. That should get him to stop."

    Well the lady had nothing to loose.

    The next Sunday, she brought the parrot to church with her and sure enough, when all was quite the parrot stated........."It is f - ing cold in here".

    The old lady picked up the bird by the feet, spun it around three times and sit it back on her shoulder.

    The bird, kind of dizzy, then said.........."It is getting f - ing windy too!"

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