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  • bjlmom bjlmom's Avatar 10-19-04 | 02:06 AM

    Someone sent this in one of my other groups and i HAD to share

    1. I don't do windows because... I love birds and don't want one to
    run into a clean window and
    get hurt. (I am compassionate.)

    2. I don't wax floors because... I am terrified a guest will slip,
    hurt themselves,
    I'll feel terrible and they may sue me. (I am careful and poor.)

    3. I don't mind the dust bunnies because...they are very good
    company. I have named some of
    them, and they agree with everything I say. (I am imaginative.)

    4. I don't disturb cobwebs because... I want every creature to have
    a home of their own and my
    family loves spiders. (I am kind.)

    5. I don't Spring Clean because... I love all the seasons and don't
    want the others to get
    jealous. (I am fair-minded.)

    6. I don't plant a garden because... I don't want to get in God's
    way, He is an excellent
    designer. (I am courteous.)

    7. I don't put things away because... my family will never be able
    to find them again. (I am considerate.)

    8. I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because... I don't
    want my guests to stress out
    over what to make when they invite me over to dinner.

    9. I don't iron because... I choose to believe them when they
    say "permanent press". (I am trusting.)

    10. I don't stress much on anything because.. "A-Type Personalities"
    die young and I want
    to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty old woman!!!
  • ~Christy~ ~Christy~'s Avatar 10-19-04 | 02:24 AM
  • I love it
    I don't think I could get my dh to fall for it though.
  • :domesticgoddess: :domesticgoddess:'s Avatar 10-19-04 | 03:06 AM

    I may have to print this and frame it...
  • range range's Avatar 10-19-04 | 09:28 AM


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