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  • **Jennifer** **Jennifer**'s Avatar 12-11-07 | 11:51 AM
  • PREGNANCY Q & A & more!
     
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    I: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    I: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    I: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    I: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
    A: So what's your question?

    I: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    I: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

    I: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

    I: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    I: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    I: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
  • hmeis 12-11-07 | 01:09 PM
  • Thanks I needed a good laugh today!!!!!!!
  • alla_pech 12-11-07 | 03:57 PM
  • Those are great.

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